So, I downtown taking care of some business on my free time, and I happen to come across this poster halfway hanging from the side of a building. It had an interesting look to it, and hey, I've got time to kill, so I go to check it out....
Of course, I think this is just another one of the billions of the have safe sex posters, signage, and notifications that we are bombarded with on a daily basis. But...look closely...and then check out the site...its just proof that the Internet can and is used for EVERYTHING - including anonymously notifying one of your many flings you may have left them with a little gift! (Notice the fine print: This is from a friend at inSpot: the STD Internet Notification Service for Partners or Tricks). Hehehehehe.
inSpot.org provides two free services: 1) locate a center near you where you can be tested for HIV or other STD's, and 2) notify someone you may have infected anonymously via E-mail with a cute little e-Card.
Great idea for three reasons. 1) if I'm puttin my junk somewhere it shouldn't be goin, then I wanna be able to find a quick and easy way to get tested to make sure I didn't take away more than I bargained for. 2) if I put my junk somewhere and left behind more than they bargained for (even if I didn't mean too), I wanna be able to tell them WITHOUT THEM KNOWING IT WAS ME! And 3) If your junk gave my junk cooties, you better hope to the gods that I don't get my hands on you-so this anonymous little card may be the only thing that saves your life!
Now, seriously, #1 and #2 is not something I worry about. My junk is picky where it goes and who it plays with, and I have a doc that can check up on these things for me if anything out of the ordinary pops up (no pun intended). When my junk plays with someone elses junk, I generally know that person well enough not to worry about getting cooties. But I think that if I were to open my e-Mail one day, and find something like the following:
While I think this is awesome that there is something out there like this, I am thinking: seriously!! WTF! Basically, it allows one to tell someone else if they gave them something they probably don't want, but it also allows one to not take responsibility! I guess at least notifying them is something, but, still...think about it.
There are some basic rules when it comes to puttin out:
- Keep it in your pants.
- If you ignore rule one, then COVER IT UP when you use it.
- If you ignore rules one and two, then if you get something, or give something, then at least have the BALLS TO TELL THEM TO THEIR FACE!! After all, you were looking them in the face (or maybe the back of their head) when you gave it to them!
Play. But play safe.
(PS...I lifted these images from inSpot.org. I'm providing free advertising, so I hope you don't mind.)
Comments to origional post
I actually so a TV add for this. and yeah agree completely.